Golf Funny Sporting Quotes
Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of Golf
- "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said."
- "Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf ... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf."
- "You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."
- "I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced."
- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."
- "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."
- The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing
- "The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows."
- "After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye."
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