Easy Weight Loss Tricks
These may be not so serious, but hey, they may actually work. Remember, you may be able to make yourself look or feel leaner, but you won't get the health benefits unless you really do lose weight.
How to make yourself LOOK thinner
- Get a tan. A tan helps you look thinner
- Limit head-on visions. Do a “Miss America,” and stand at an angle that presents a three-quarter body profile.
- Stand near fatter people. They make you look thinner.
- Cross your legs at your ankles. Your thighs and calves will look slimmer.
- To add length to round faces, part hair on the side, in a silky straight down do, or in an upsweep. Keep your bangs on the wispy side, if you wear them, to avoid a face-broadening horizontal line.
- Computer-enhance a photo of yourself to see how great you’ll look when you’re slim. Never mind liposuction: Today’s computer technology lets you delete double chins and narrow your waistline with the touch of a keystroke. Print out a copy and keep it in your purse.
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