More Boxing Funny Sporting Quotes
Here some funny sporting quotes from the sport of Boxing. For the best ones, see my selection of the Top-10 Favorite Funny Boxing Quotes.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet - except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
"When you're in a relationship, you're always surrounded by a ring of circumstances ... joined together by a wedding ring, or in a boxing ring."
The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surpised I'm not diabetic!
"The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters."
"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
"I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round."
"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost."
"All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him."
"Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book."
Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.
"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
"Boxing purists, quite naturally, question Tyson's appetite for victory. Mills Lane should have stopped the fight before Tyson took a second helping."
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
"When we started, it was based on lies. It's changing now. There are no secrets in the business. You've got to come with the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It's becoming very confusing."
"I'm going to eat his children."
"I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
"When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble."
And I love kick boxing. It's a lot of fun. It gives you a lot of confidence when you can kick somebody in the head.
"I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world."
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