AFL Sporting Quotes

Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of AFL.

"We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored." Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles
"It's basically the same, just darker." Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games
"I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first." Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season
"He scored that goal after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." Dermott Brereton
"Retaliate first" Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series.
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer." Peter Landy
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." Andrew Demetriou
"I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." Terry Wallace
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." Dermott Brereton
"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target" Brian Taylor

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